when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
(via loserrs)
my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
“your skin is pale white and ice cold”
“bitch I’m black what are you on”
(Source: witchlette, via simplyy-wanderlust)
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yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled
(via dampsandwich)
pop, lock, and drop out of high school
(via crocsaresexy)
there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again
there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again
one time one of my best friends who was a female (and i had a crush on her) passed me a note in math class and i got really nervous and didn’t open it until after class and it said “can i borrow a pencil” and she got a 0 on the classwork that day
hOW DID IT SAY CAN I BORROW A PENICL IF SHE DIDTN HAVE A PENCIL
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
(via bowtiesaresocoollikeya)
